Crimini Longlane

Crimini is the deity of SPill, having won it in a card game. They're a peaceful soul, with a love for nature, especially including mushrooms and lizards, and they work in MMM as Faren's intern. They have the ability to create and alter reality using only their words, and they use this ability quite often.

They were the cause of the Cereal Plague, having thrown out a seemingly harmless rhyme "and everybody was cereal".

They tend to run from their mistakes, being able to disappear at will, and they prefer to not be part of any drama. Despite this, they hosted the 2019 elections, disabling all dangerous magic.