Episode 005: The Holey War

Introduction:
Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to our first live episode! You won't be able to tell a difference because I'm sending it to you over email as usual, but trust me, anyone in SPill could hear every word I said, as I said it. Gone are the days of only being able to hear Faren Uf's voice on Vinyl disk! Even though you can still use that method.

Anyways, after you listen to today's show, the SPill Tourism Board wanted me to share with you this poll. They said that our out of town listeners should be able to have a say in the taglines of the town! That's a great honor.

I'm sorry for the Town Council's continued barking throughout the show, I would've edited them out but it was live and I don't know how to edit.

And without further ado, here's the show! Enjoy!

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Synopsis
After lots of support, loudspeakers are set up around town and this is the first live show.

After the warnings of prophets, a bunch of holes open up around town. Anyone who enters the holes is lost, but they're confirmed to be plotholes.

The Town Council declares war on the holes because they don't have bones in them.

The Town Council and SPill Tourism Board have completely separate ideas on what to do with the holes.

A piece of paper from Tim Ato was slipped under Faren's door on break, containing his apologies for his actions.

Finished Products
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Trivia
This is the first mention of Almond.

This is when the 'people in SPill can't hear what happens on break' idea was explained.

This episode contains the origin story of Faren Uf.

Featuring
Alex as Faren Uf