SPill Tourism Board

The SPill Tourism Board (STB) is a group of scientists, map makers, and tour guides who have come to SPill for one reason or another throughout the years, and is dedicated to attempting to understand why it doesn't act like the rest of the world, so they can chart it on a map and make it a tourist destination. They often refer to themselves with very obvious codewords, such as Slightly Tired Botanists or Somewhat Tangled Beard specialists, etc. Basically, if a group of words spell out STB, you can bet it's them.

None of their members has any plot armor, but they all share one thing... An overdramatic sense of secrecy. It is doubtful if anyone at all would care if they figured out STB's true motives, as they don't attempt to cause any harm whatsoever, but the Tourism Board is still extraordinarily secretive and code-oriented.

Recently all the holes that have popped up in the town have been a result of their experiments to contact alternate universes (AUs) and get them interested in coming to this version of SPill to up the approval ratings of the town and increase its population.

''' Just ignore all but this. '''

STB is an organization made to please. It informs new residents of SPill where to go, and how to enter and leave. They've not existed for long, but they're here now. Many people might not accept them as part of the town for this. But I believe that their response is best summerized through a quote from one of their members, Dashiell Page. "Understanding SPill is a simple task--just know that it is what it is". Although, admittedly, even their own members have trouble differentiating what is real and what is not. And yet they continue to give advice, whatever it's for. If you need help navigating SPill, we at STB are always here for you. And that's why you should vote for us.

* The STB is officially endorsed by Faren Uf.