Faren Uf

SPill's beloved radio show host, this wondrous coffee-addicted naga has presented to us his terrible fashion taste, nasally voice, and radio show hosted in the abandoned recording studio in the abandoned office building of MMM. He was created from sheer Charisma in a basement refrigerator by his boss. He has an intern, under the name Crimini Longlane, who won SPill in a card game. Salsa sometimes comes around to do their job of answering phones, and Loki recently got a job on the show, as well.

Early Life:

Unfortunately, Faren Uf did not exist in the early life that characters such as MC and SC lived in. The closest relative (by virtue of not being a SPill native before the timeline split) would be Balthazar, casual shopkeeper of semi-decent bathroom goods and former god. The reason for his creation was a simple one. MMM's plan of bending and controlling SPill to their will, using a being of unbridled charisma to corrupt and control the mind of the citizens.

Timeline Shift:

Mentioned earlier, our Faren Uf was generated in the refrigerator in the basement of MMM, as opposed to living a prior decent and stable life in the earlier life, much like (almost) everyone else did.

His other self, the Prime Timeline Faren Uf, or Primetime Faren has joined him in our version of SPill and has covered his show, Primetime Faren supported the STB in the 2019 election, drinks tea instead of coffee, and makes cynical comments.

Present Day:

Nowadays, Faren is the host of MMM's unofficial radio show, and has set up loudspeakers on every corner of town so everyone can hear him at all times. He seems to have an almost perfect knowledge of what's happening in live-time in the town, even though he's rarely seen outside the studio, and has been known to send out the show prerecorded on vinyl disks and have it be relevant when it's listened to, indicating he might have some degree of prophetic tendencies. Mischa tends to like his broadcast (after listening to the discography of Generic Band, of course), and is one of his top listeners besides Balthazar, who plays it throughout his bathtub, and Error, who is fond of any version of audio and podcasts.

In recent days, Faren has been removed from the show by Dashiell Page of the STB, and is hunkering in a ticket stand at an abandoned minigolf course with the rest of the Rebels.

Relationships:

He's not the biggest fan of Loki, after they hijacked his show and later became part of the SPill Broadcasting Team, or of Tim Ato, his boss who fires him for his bad sense in fashion. But he's got a great friendship with Salsa and their family, along with Crimini and Primetime. His favourite people, however, are the ones who take the time out of their days to listen to his show.